"Do I say something witty, or something wise? Because I can do neither"
"...but little did you know."
"I'll meow if you want me to >:3c"
""If you spend your whole life afraid of death you've already died""
"Relax, I'll take care of everything <3"
"I don't get paid enough for this"
"Imagination may have no limits here, but it is my job to insure that everything stays in balance."